jesusinc:

jesusinc:

Petition to make Joe from princess diaries the new anonymous icon

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thewinterfrostgiant:

how to seduce a boy:

Step 1: look deep into his eyes

Step 2: smile a little

Step 3: bite your lip

Step 4: lean in so your lips are right next to his ear

Step 5: “heil hydra”

f-l-u-t-u-r-i:

you-shall-not-pass-motherfuckers:

amagicfarbeyond:

everdeens:

you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me

SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT IN THE CAR AND QUIETLY GO HOME BUT IN MY HEAD I’M TAKING OVER THE WORLD

ME TOO

SOMEONE HAS FINALLY SAID IT

50c:

when annoying people talk

me:

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school tomorrow more like school tomorno

zaynocean:

people who know about your first URL

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*takes 19 selfies*

*deletes 22 selfies*

r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

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“no.”

tilltheend-12:

"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"act normally"
"okay"

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